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CHRONO-RELATIVITY
Galactic temporal calibration & cockpit telemetry diagnostic
Target interval
custom s
Hold the button (or the spacebar) for exactly 3.00s. No counting out loud. No clocks. The cockpit will not show you a timer — that would be cheating.
Flight recorder
No telemetry recorded. The droid is bored.
Hyperdrive Speed Demon
> 20% too fast
Cryo-Frozen Sloth
> 25% too slow
Unhinged Quantum Glitch
erratic / inconsistent
Suspiciously Human
5–15% deviation
Ordinary Civilian Pilot
baseline error
C-3PO Pedant / Force Master
< 3% deviation